Fuck me.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
07/03/2016 at 20:39 • Filed to: None

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The target I work at is the official place of watching the fireworks without having to pay. I wasn’t working last night when they were supposed to happen. Guess what? They were moved to tonight when I am working.

If I had known this I would have brought my sister’s automatic outback. I didn’t so I brought my mini. So now in addition to having people doing stupid shit all night in the parking lot I have to deal with bumper to bumper traffic, uphill. I give it a 50% chance my clutch is still intact when I get home. I hate this shit.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
07/03/2016 at 20:42

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Fuck fireworks in general.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > TheHondaBro
07/03/2016 at 20:48

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Nah. That’s unsafe.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
07/03/2016 at 20:49

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I feel you, on the Canada Day fire works I went too. The police deiced to make the 2 ways streets, temporary 1 way streets. That made it worse. At least they controlled the traffic at other wise 4 way stops.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
07/03/2016 at 21:06

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You’ll be fine - you mastered hill starts long ago. Or, is there an alternate route?


Kinja'd!!! Clown Shoe Pilot > TheHondaBro
07/03/2016 at 21:30

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Are you Lee Greenwood?

(Lee Greenwood hates fireworks and is a total prick to pyrotechnicians)


Kinja'd!!! S65 > TheHondaBro
07/03/2016 at 21:38

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What’s wrong with fireworks?


Kinja'd!!! BKosher84 > S65
07/03/2016 at 21:47

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Well they aren’t fun to screw for one thing.


Kinja'd!!! Under_Score > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
07/03/2016 at 22:11

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Target uses fireworks that still identify as fireworks and use “they/them” pronouns? What? I thought they were better than that.

/s


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Steve in Manhattan
07/03/2016 at 22:17

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1 way into and out of the plaza. I have only been driving manual for less than 2 months. I can do hill starts just not sure about the damage done to my clutch in the process.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Under_Score
07/03/2016 at 22:18

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Well target doesn’t do fireworks as they are illegal in MA.


Kinja'd!!! Under_Score > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
07/03/2016 at 22:20

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I was just being goofy, but I didn’t know that about MA. I’m not a fireworks fan, anyways.


Kinja'd!!! -this space for rent- > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
07/03/2016 at 22:50

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Who charges to see fireworks?


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
07/03/2016 at 22:50

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I used to work at target , I hated that job.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > -this space for rent-
07/03/2016 at 23:02

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The town of millbury MA.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
07/03/2016 at 23:42

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If you stall it a lot, you’re doing fine. If you slip it a lot, that’s where the wear happens.


Kinja'd!!! Gaff, just Gaff > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
07/04/2016 at 21:31

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But when all is said and done...you still have a Mini